Help me with my senior prank

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As my senior year comes to a close, I have a plan for senior prank. Ever watch Psych? The fake psychic working for the police? If you do, then you have the basic idea.

I have a teacher who is really cool, and she teaches a Criminal Law class. Now, we've already talked about it and she'll let me do it (I know, typically the prank is against the school, but with how stupid the staff is sometimes, what's the point? That, and what's the fun of a prank if the victim expects it?) I'll write a message to each one with information about them, she'll hand them out claiming there from a police psychic. Ta-da! Now they think there is a psychic running around seeing things about them and the future. I have a plan for follow-up, but we can talk about that after you help me with this.

I have information about a few of them, and I'm sure I can get info about the rest. However, I know there will be holes in my knowledge. This is where you come in. Ever hear of cold reading? The idea is create a statement that sounds specific to them but could really cover anyone in there group.

So, any ideas for fake psychic statements?